Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad to India

After reading this list.. can u blame anyone.. i mean.. I live here.. and am used to saying those kind of stuff and ya i find it very funny that schedule and career is said in the most ridiculous way ever! And yes.. i do say zee not zed.... gosh! Bold ones are thing that I do..... btw, eww who does this:: 19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to takebath.
Yuck! (Actually don’t tell me.. that’s just nasty) -- go take a shower!)

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Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad to India - too good

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of healthconscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to takebath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Insteadof Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing everytime he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and countsin Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (butdeep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X,Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

10.makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencingit for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways bywhich he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries toroll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was inUS..."

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I still say MY BHARAT MANHAAN -- hey I have it on my car.. check it out::

Some pix from my trip to India in 2003

Playing Ludo - My favorite game!

My first time on the train .. it was fun!

Met Sridevi (the actress)

Yup thats me.. and my mehendi! ( I luv mehendi)!!!